Marcia is Tim's mother. Her name is pronounced like Marsha, but spelled Marcia. She is married to Don. Tim is her only child. My theory is she seen how difficult one little boy was, and just couldn't bare to have another! Honestly though, she had a cesarean section and probably didn't want another one. She has 2 Golden Retriever mixes, named Buffy and Abby, and an orange tabby cat, named Pumpkin. I believe she is a big family person. She loves going to get-togethers and hosting them. She probably thinks I'm evil because I stole her baby boy away! Even though we live in California and she lives in Ohio, Tim keeps in contact with her pretty frequently. Marcia is a hardcore Buckeyes fan, and loves her dogs more than anything.. next to Tim, of course.

Marcia's birthday is September 30. I would tell you the year, but I don't want to be hurt. I can remember her birthday better than Tim can. But then again, Tim has problems remembering how old he is. Marcia has two sisters and is the oldest of the bunch. But she was the last to have kids, according to Tim. Marcia had Tim when she was 25, I think. Anyway, since Tim is her only child, and I am his only wife, I am the only baby-making machine. Thus, I am the only hope for grandkids. I want three, so I hope she's happy with three! I've already had the grand-daughter I'm sure she always wanted. We both thought she'd be a boy, but she came out a girl!

Tip: If you look around and do the math, you can probably figure out her age!